Dear Bunny, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! I am very very very sorry, Tara
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I’m waking up with a headache- on a Monday, I am also looking around at my place….which is trashed. Completely disgusting. I guess I had a great night!
.force the fit.
Me: (brainstorming) “Force the Fit” Mark: That sounds like a title of a Fugazi song.
A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to...– RIP Jeff Conaway. I think we all know that is exactly what you wanted to do.
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they...– Bill Hicks
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.via one of the smartest men I know.
“Bleep bloop clever armageddon reference blahahalolz”
.offical verdict, ehye.
disco fries > poutine that’s the word on the streets kids.
It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace. CHUCK PALAHNIUK
My Mom and Grandma came to visit today. Our fridge is now stock full of lasagna, Italian bread (Calandra’s, fuck yes.) , fresh mozzarella, roasted red peppers, ricotta cake, oatmeal cookies, and vodka sauce. Who wants to come over for dinner? She thinks we eat enough for an army! What a lovely visit.
“Feliz Cinco de Birthdayo” A technician from my job gave me two nuts from his truck and said “I already know your crazy”
.cry if I want to.
Its my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to. Not really crying. Late twenties…weird!
I turn 25. I didn’t think I’d make it this far. Saying I’m in my mid twenties is just a nice way of saying, “You’re not old… this year!” I am officially hitting my late twenties in less than 24 hours. Mid-twenties is a bullshit phrase.
Finally! Best thing about cinco de mayo..
thefruitsofthedevil: May the fourth be with you. And, the fact that everybody gets drunk on my birthday!